Youd better not be a dayfly and not having your day. What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last Some people live because it is illegal to kill them! Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one? Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest. When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness! I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain. Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself. Last night, my dad and I were talking in the living room about the future. In my dream: Bina make-up ke ladki khas lagti hai
Keep the school clean ... stay home!
Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.
What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.
We were talking about life and death.
He said to me: “Son, don’t you ever let me live in a vegetative state, depending of machines and fluids in a bottle. If you see me in that state, please unplug and destroy all the devices and fluids that keep me alive, because I rather die!!”
It was then when, filled with admiration, I unplugged the TV and computer, trashed his blackberry, and flushed away his whisky.
We climbd 2gthr 2 heavn
on d way, I was tird,
u carried me on ur back.
Wen v reachd d gate,
GOD told me "cum my child,
leave ur donkey outside.
Make-up karle to bindas lagti hai
Papa ke sath jaye to udas lagti hai
Par jab jaye akeli to jhakas kagti hai
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