Update: Grasshopper Dirt Nap

David Carradine is dead at the age of 72, having been found hanging in a closet in a Bangkok hotel room. Yeah, suicide. I don't mean to go off on some wildly inappropriate speculative tangent here, but what are we supposed to think when a 72 year old rich guy hangs himself to death in a closet in Bangkok? Could he have been in some kind of Gary Glitter situation? Dang man, who knew Carradine was a perv. Er...okay, maybe he did seem a little on the pervy side. All right, fuck it, he was a sick freak. And now he's gone.

Update: Carradine's agent says it was natural causes. My previous paragraph teeters on the edge of being really nasty defamation.