Bow Before Your New Queen

Angelina Jolie has knocked Oprah Winfrey out of the #1 spot on the Forbes Magazine list of the 100 Most Powerful Celebrities. Angie, according to Forbes, made $27 million last year, had the 3rd most web mentions and the 5th most press mentions overall. The formula doesn't take into account how many of those mentions were derisive, but I'm guessing about 90% of the web ones were at least a tad negative. Lots of people hate the bitch. Not as many as hate Kate Gosselin, but still.

And no, don't worry - Kate Gosselin is not on the 100 Most Powerful Celebrities list. Neither is Octomom. The apocalypse is not yet upon us. Next year could be a different story. The whole list is here in case you have nothing better to do than become sick with jealousy and rage. How is Cameron Diaz still 73rd?